The following was part of a 1k word challenge for an official Riot challenge. Enjoy. The Piltoveriat Gramophone blared briefly as the record began, signalling to Vladimir that the dainty party was now underway. This might be no grand ball, let alone a gala, but knowing the guests Vladimir had spent no expense not […]Read more "Vampire and Succubi"
The following is a Pitch of a Real Time Strategy game. I will be withholding certain details for the sake of IP, but when it comes to actually making an RTS game following the complete failure of Dawn of War, the genre is likely a hard sell until there is more information on Age of […]Read more "RTS with 4x Elements (name pending)."
“Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for boarding this passenger basket this fine noon and if you would excuse me I would like to start explaining the safety mechanisms aboard this craft.” Oh boy. “First of all I’d like to declare that you lot are perhaps the least ruffian crowd I’ve had the pleasure of dealing […]Read more "A story in which Viktor (almost) zaps Singed’s balls."
This is in response to Hashinshin’s complaints turned shitposting that you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/6nhc5o/so_rather_than_leave_a_shitpost_on_garen_like_i/ What I am going to do is first outline Hashinshin’s points, then provide my own patch notes to expand on those points, then explain my thought process afterwards. Passive: No longer turns off from DoTs. Garen gets 5 seconds of […]Read more "A retort to Hashinshin’s Garen changes"
I’ve commented on Lore in the past, primarily on Bilgewater to look at how Riot’s Narrative Department has a LOT of missed opportunities. From the weak dialogue to Olaf being taken STRAIGHT out of a TVtropes page (google “Plucky Comic Relief” for more information), it doesn’t look good from a critic’s perspective. Then they headed […]Read more "Narrative Woes Or; Riot’s making the Next Sword Art Online"
(The following is a transcript for an upcoming video essay. Enjoy while I get around to recording and editing this.) So I just got watching Arch Warhammer’s video about how dead Dawn of War 3 is and I really don’t think a lot of people get what a MOBA is. Like, Dawn of War […]Read more "RIP DoW3, long live LoL"
Written and created by Ethereal311 (/u/Oranos116) Oxygen. If there was anything that halted the Super Soldier program, it was Oxygen. The serums and ingredients required weren’t cheap, but with the interests from the most elite Chem-Barons, price wasn’t much an issue. The issue of high grade nutrition could be dealt with […]Read more "A Brief History of Zaun’s Brutes."