“Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for boarding this passenger basket this fine noon and if you would excuse me I would like to start explaining the safety mechanisms aboard this craft.” Oh boy. “First of all I’d like to declare that you lot are perhaps the least ruffian crowd I’ve had the pleasure of dealing […]Read more "A story in which Viktor (almost) zaps Singed’s balls."
This is in response to Hashinshin’s complaints turned shitposting that you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/6nhc5o/so_rather_than_leave_a_shitpost_on_garen_like_i/ What I am going to do is first outline Hashinshin’s points, then provide my own patch notes to expand on those points, then explain my thought process afterwards. Passive: No longer turns off from DoTs. Garen gets 5 seconds of […]Read more "A retort to Hashinshin’s Garen changes"
I’ve commented on Lore in the past, primarily on Bilgewater to look at how Riot’s Narrative Department has a LOT of missed opportunities. From the weak dialogue to Olaf being taken STRAIGHT out of a TVtropes page (google “Plucky Comic Relief” for more information), it doesn’t look good from a critic’s perspective. Then they headed […]Read more "Narrative Woes Or; Riot’s making the Next Sword Art Online"
(The following is a transcript for an upcoming video essay. Enjoy while I get around to recording and editing this.) So I just got watching Arch Warhammer’s video about how dead Dawn of War 3 is and I really don’t think a lot of people get what a MOBA is. Like, Dawn of War […]Read more "RIP DoW3, long live LoL"
Written and created by Ethereal311 (/u/Oranos116) Oxygen. If there was anything that halted the Super Soldier program, it was Oxygen. The serums and ingredients required weren’t cheap, but with interests from the most elite Chem-Barons, price wasn’t much an issue. The issue of Amino-groups and Carbohydrates could be dealt with by […]Read more "A Brief History of Zaun’s Brutes."
There are issues in League. The issue I will not be discussing here is the Eve support I had in my most recent game rushing a Hextech Gunblade while aimlessly waiting around for the opposing Jhin to forget that we had an Evelynn. He had as much fun as it sounds. What I’m talking about is […]Read more "Tristana Trouble or; Crits ain’t that fun."
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